• me: i'll just add 'haha' at the end so i don't sound mean


bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.


egberts:

canadianmountiejesus:

egberts:

stalf:

egberts:

do you think cats know they dont have thumbs

do cats know what a thumb is

why wouldn’t they lol everyone knows what a thumb is

cats know what thumbs are but do thumbs know what cats are

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artsysauce:

sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation


fakeyouout:

“money doesn’t buy happiness”

let me test this hypothesis

(Source: tvspecial)


edating:

i feel like i annoy everyone that doesnt start the conversation with me first


my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light

(Source: brigwife)


glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces)


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